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Post by Professor Blade on Nov 21, 2008 5:17:56 GMT -6
On the idea of DnD:
First game I played (2.0):
Ranger: I walk up to the mother wolf and cast animal friendship. DM: You walk up to the mother wolf while she's feeding her young? R: Yes. I put my hand on her to cast. DM: SHe...*rolls die* uh, crit... She bites off your nuts. R: What?!? DM: DUde, your nuts? Voided, gone, perhaps even pifled in the abyss of her gut by now. R *turns to me*: Quick, Druid Tseng! Cast Cure Light Wounds!! Me: THAT'S NOT A LIGHT WOUND!
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Post by Professor Blade on Nov 23, 2008 7:51:51 GMT -6
Watchiong 3rd rock from the sun:
Sally: It's a trust exercise, you fall backwards and I catch you. It's to teach you about trust *kid turns around and falls backward. She jumps back and lowers her arms, letting the kid hit the ground* Sally: TRUST NO ONE!!
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Nov 26, 2008 11:41:39 GMT -6
rofl.
Continued from the list of random quotes our D+D players came up with, last week they had to kill a Colossal Giant Centipede (CR9, XD) and this was said:
Kyle: "Jack, use bug repellant! You've still got some left!"
[1/2 the battle runs on...until...]
Jack: "Hey! I've got some acid! [glares at everyone] Why didn't you tell me?!" Kyle and DM: "Hey!" Kyle: "I did! Didn't you hear me earlier? "Use bug repellant!""
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on May 29, 2009 9:50:57 GMT -6
This is probably one of my favorite memories ever. The first time I meant my boyfriend, I was holding HP and COS in my hand.
Boyfriend:So you like to read? Me:Yeah Boyfriend:Books? Me:......
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Post by Professor Lupin on May 29, 2009 14:49:59 GMT -6
Lol. Epic.
Me and my friend talking about the possibility of him cross-playing. I'd handed him an old bra for one of his mates who was meant to be using it, and they didn't need it, so he was toying with the idea himself. I got a phone call:
Him : ...So I was wondering how you put it on. Me : How you put what on? Him : A bra. Me : ...What?! Him : Well, am I the kinda guy who'd know?! I know how to take them off, but I've never paid much attention on how to get them back on. Me : ...Uhhh... Him : One day when I come round, you'll have to teach me. Me : NO WAY!
XD. I love our conversations.
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on May 30, 2009 6:22:28 GMT -6
In keeping with the underwear quotes....Josee, LOL.
My best friend and I online
LePep(Friend) Castielismyangel(ME)
LePep: Your sarcasm is unbecoming and extremly unattractive. Castielismyangel:NO! MY SARCASM AND MY C-CUPs! Castielismyangel:THEY'RE ALL I HAVE! LePep:You're such a Cup Sizist LePep:I hope they fall off one day
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Post by Professor Lupin on May 31, 2009 3:44:36 GMT -6
Me and Nigel (Steven Rinehart on here) were talking, while I was making some avatars, getting to grips with my new design software on my laptop, and I was getting frustrated.
Me : Gah! This is the most annoying thing I've ever done! Nigel : More annoying than me?! Me : Well, I've never done you, have I? Nigel : *stunned silence for a second* ...Touché.
I love our randomness. I'm amazed he didn't see it coming, though!
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on May 31, 2009 19:48:44 GMT -6
My best friend and I out on the basketballcourt when it starts pouring.
Friend:Is it raining? Me:No, water is just falling from the sky!
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Post by Professor Lupin on Jun 1, 2009 7:11:10 GMT -6
Even better...
My friend : Is it raining? Me : Either that, or I've just spat in your eye by mistake.
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Jun 1, 2009 7:15:29 GMT -6
Lol, on the topic of spit.
My two cousins having a conversation, they're both 9 years old.
Sam:Why are you staring at me? Dean: ...... Sam: Do I have something on my face? Dean ....Yeah.... Sam: Well, what is it? Dean: ....I think it's my spit... Sam: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Post by Natalie Hexings on Jun 5, 2009 23:20:22 GMT -6
I was watching knowing today.
Snowind: I think they directors screwed up and the aliens were really supposed to be angels, I see wings. Mikey: What? Snowind: Oh no wait... Nevermind Snowind: I see the starship now Mikey: LOL
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Jun 16, 2009 10:03:02 GMT -6
I just watched Ice Age 1 and 2 again.
Diego - Oh yeah, sloths are great trackers. Sid - Hey I see a stick. I eat a leaf. That's my tracking.
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Jul 20, 2009 9:21:46 GMT -6
My dear boyfriend learning how to juggle... "I'm losing my balls!!" Unintentional Innuendo 1 - Andrew 0.
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Post by LXJ on Nov 12, 2009 22:19:23 GMT -6
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Post by LXJ on Nov 12, 2009 22:24:34 GMT -6
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