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Post by Professor Blade on Sept 18, 2008 4:42:26 GMT -6
It's called Quote of the Time, aptly named because each time you are on, you may post another. A game I am posting because it's my birthday. Like it.
The quote can be one you made up, or an actual quote from something. It can be funny, sad, ironic, thought-provoking, etc. Whatever you want. As long as it isn't too bad.
"Of course I fight fire with fire. You should fight EVERYTHING with fire!"--Jaya Ballard, task mage
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Post by Professor Blade on Sept 22, 2008 19:03:08 GMT -6
"Note to Caitlin, if you have 10LP, don't jump in the way of Machine gun fire."--Me, exasperated GM
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Sept 27, 2008 3:22:34 GMT -6
I went to the Houses of Parliament yesterday, and this has to be one of the most hilarious exchanges in the course of the day. There was a group of 26 of us, ranging from Year 8 to 2nd year Sixth Formers. (Year 8 is 12-13yrs and Year 13 (2nd Year Sixth Form) is 17-18yrs)
*Pointing at a painting of the Queen Mother in the Houses of Parliament*
"Girl in Year 9: Who's that?
Tour Guide: That's the Queen Mother.
Girl in Year 9: Blimey, she's old!
Boy in Year 9: She's dead now, 'ent she?
Girl in Year 9: She is?
*Laughter from the rest of the group - the teacher stands there mortified, alongside the Tour Guide.*
Boy in Year 9: Yeah, she is.
Girl in Year 9: *sulkily* Well how was I supposed to know?"
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Post by Professor Blade on Sept 29, 2008 18:24:23 GMT -6
heh, awesome.
"So, when playing Magic: the Gathering, there are some basic descriptions for colors. White: I heal, then outlast you. Green: Power-spawning babies. (so many babies...400 babies.) Blue: No, you don't, I'm a cheap ass. Red: Plink"
"What was that "plink?"
"Your life. And of course my favorite color: black. Black: 'You gunna get raped.'"
Me explaining MTG card game to a few friends who want to play.
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Post by Professor Blade on Oct 2, 2008 20:37:13 GMT -6
My sister--"Why the huge sword, Jon?"
Me-- "Well... um... PROFIT!!!"
lol, the look on her face.
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Post by Professor Blade on Oct 3, 2008 4:24:14 GMT -6
"I am exactly 3 grizzly bears hungry."--My friend Peter to me.
"I have no grizzlies of hunger, as I have just eaten 3 people."--me
yes, we do measure hunger in grizzly bears. No, I was only joking about the people eating... Well, in terms of cannibalism, I had not. *walks off whistling*
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Oct 5, 2008 4:27:54 GMT -6
Lol, brilliant!
Right, at our school we have "East side" (E) and "West side" (W) of our school. All the room numbers are E1,W1,E2,W" etc. We have a hall on each side and a gym on each side; so they are EH, WH, EG, WG. Me and my boyfriend were sitting in an "Opportunities Workshop" in East Hall (EH) about what jobs to do, and we had to change rooms through the day. This is what happened after school when we were sat in his house...
Andrew (my boyfriend): I got lost going to that final workshop.
Me: How?! You've been here for the past 3 years!
Andrew: Yeah, but there was a printing error on the sheet.
Me: There was? I usually spot them...Where?
Andrew: Yeah, I mean, where the hell's "EH"?
Me: *giggling uncontrollably* *trying to sound coherent while laughing* You're...telling...me...that...you...got...lost...looking for...EH?
Andrew: *Hasn't seen the funny side* Yeah. And?
Me: *giggling* EH. East Hall. We were sitting there for an hour today!
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Oct 5, 2008 4:33:33 GMT -6
And another:
*Nigel and I walking back from D+D one night, talking about how much power we have in the group*
Me: ...the thing is, I have all the power - no-one argues with the DM or BAM! DM Lightning Bolt!*
Nigel: Ah, but there is one person who has more power than even the DM - The Group Owner!
Me: *thinks about school uniform* Ah, I have the shirt and tie, though!
Nigel: They can be removed.
Me: *looks sidewards, and shuffles away from him slightly.*
XD Nigel - Master of non-intentional innuendo!
* Note - DM Lightning Bolt - Someone annoys the DM or metagames' - they are hit by the DM Lightning Bolt and have to create a new character - Muahahahahaha!
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Steven Rinehart
Hufflepuff 
First Year
Have you seen Professor Lupin
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Post by Steven Rinehart on Oct 9, 2008 3:58:21 GMT -6
who said i dident mean it lol (im jokeing by the way)
well heres one this was and the first d&d game my bro ran and we had just met this dragon (one of the players was a dragon desipel (ray) )
dragon: we have come to kill you
Ray: but ant you good dragons
Dragon: errr.... we are ..... but were not
(both players and DM fall over lafing)
and this next is in my firest D&D game there are 3 players hunter the ranger/dantay the barbaen/ lorsean the cleric and they where sorounded by low level undead
Hunter: lorsean turn undead
Lorsean: what...O yes im a cleric arent i TURN UNDEAD
(undead all go boom)
Hunter: YOU FOGOT YOUR A CLERIC
Lorsean: well yes..... sorey
Hunter: (takes his shild and rights something on it and gives it back) now you wont foget
Lorsean: ( reads sheald ) i am a cleric
Dantay: rember you a cleric (sung to wombels theame)
and yes that became a long runing joke.
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Oct 13, 2008 14:11:01 GMT -6
Another D+D game quote:
How to keep your bra size within a group...of men.
We sit and play D+D in the main foyer of the local library, so...
One night, we were joking about Jack's moobs (lol) and this came up:
Jack: I'm a size double D!
*Everyone laughs, I look a little shifty.*
Nige: I'll be nice and not shout Josée's out for her.
*I look relieved*
Josée: Fine. I'll say this much. I'm the same size as him...
*Everyone looks slightly shocked*
Josée: ...without the double.
*A look of understanding and secretiveness is on everyone's faces*
Kyle: *loudly enough so most people in a 10ft radius can hear* You're a D!
I don't think I've ever wanted to cast a spell of silence over someone more. The amount of faces turned towards me was rather hilarious...and embarrasing. XD
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Steven Rinehart
Hufflepuff
First Year
Have you seen Professor Lupin
Posts: 103
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Post by Steven Rinehart on Oct 13, 2008 16:28:38 GMT -6
a convosation on the phone with my friend rachal
rach: man i hate woodwork i cant bang in the nails
me: well im a odd job man so i can help
rach: woud you?
me: yep il come and bang with you ..... i dident meen it like that
yes i did it agen o well
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Oct 15, 2008 9:58:47 GMT -6
Okay, I thought of this game while at D+D last night, and here are some of the things that were said:
They were fighting a group of Scorpionfolk, and our Cleric (Jack) suddenly had a bright idea. This is what our Barbarian (Kyle) and he said to one another:
Jack: "I'm gonna make some acid."
Kyle: "...Why don't you make some bug repellent?"
Jack: *pauses* "...Acid is a bug reppellant."
Jack then used a spell to create a sword. Sadly, on a critical failure, it decided to attack him instead of the Scorpionfolk in front of him.
Jack: *to sword* "No, the monster's that way!"
Jack went on a killing spree while Kyle was down to 10HP.
Kyle: "Uh...Cleric, when you've stopped killing things...could you heal me please?!"
Jack had a clever idea.
Jack: "Now to release my super special secret weapon..."
*DM is worried, everyone holds their breath.*
Jack: *triumphantly* "...Prayer!"
Kyle was gracious to everyone in the group.
Kyle: *numerous times* "You SUCK!"
Nigel had an idea to rescue the girl in the tower.
Nigel: "I sneak up..."
Josée: *cuts him off* "You also hear a lot of guards..."
Nigel: "...I quietly sneak up..."
Josée hates OOC at D+D...
*Ring! Ring!*
*Josée pretends to strangle Josh*
Josh: "Sorrrrrrryyyyyy..."
*Ring! Ring!*
*Josée begins to walk back to Josh*
Josh: "Hey! That was Nigel calling me!"
*Laughter from the rest of the group*
*Ring! Ring!*
*Josée waits to find out who else has called him*
Josh: *looks at number* Who's that?"
*Person next to him is silently laughing*
*Group laugh*
*Josh turns to person next to him and realises*
Josh: "Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyy!"
Too many to post separately, lol XD
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Post by rosilee on Oct 19, 2008 21:04:18 GMT -6
I was out eating with my friend Sarah Dope, for all who don't know she's just..super awesome and knows everyone that rocks. So...we were sitting at lunch and she was talking about Jared Leto...
SD: "So...we were in Columbia and Jared needed strings for his guitar. Me and him walk to the music store that's about 2 blocks from the venue. Jared is all *motions with her hands* covered up has a hat, glasses, and a hood on so people don't recognize him. Well...we were going to cross the street and...he didn't look both ways."
ME: "Uh-Oh."
SD: "Jared almost got hit by a car..."
ME: "That would have been so tragic!"
SD: "Yeah but he's freakin' crazy and didn't even notice it."
True Story!
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Post by Sara-Louise Thompson on Nov 21, 2008 3:53:41 GMT -6
On MSN:
Jon: "I'm not evil, just an opportunist."
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Post by Professor Blade on Nov 21, 2008 4:58:02 GMT -6
I have more:
If I'm evil, what are the various deities?
Tell me you didn't see it coming. (Sarcastic voice, came from when ppl pissed me off. I actually was givewn a pin with that saying on it at ren faire by someone who was with me everytime I said it.)
If you touch my chew toy again after she said not to, your throat will be the next thing to bear the marks of my teeth.
The last was to a man who wasn't respecting my chew toy. It angers me, cause whilst I call her my chew toy--and she came up with the name-- there is no reason to disrespect someone, especially a female. Especially one under my protection. He left shortly after I said this, as he felt it necessary to lose a battle of wills via staring with me first.
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